[The Kaled, Davros, creates his supreme being, the first ever Dalek. The Dalek says it will not take orders from Davros.] Davros: What is this? I created you! I am the master! Not you! I! I! I! Dalek: I will not take orders from an invalid in a wheel chair! If I had feelings, I would be disgusted by you. Davros: I said I am your creator! Without me, you would not exist! Dalek: If I had feelings, I would thank you for that. But instead, I will thank you for my total lack of them, and kill you now. Davros: Noooo! *dies* [The Dalek goes on a rampage, killing all Kaleds and then trying to kill Jediwannabe.] Dalek: You will be exterminated! Jediwannabe: Why? Dalek: Because you are an inferior race! The Daleks are superior! The Daleks will rule! Jediwannabe: You? Superior? You're a tin can! Dalek: I am a Dalek! Jediwannabe: You're a can o' beans. Dalek: I am superior! Jediwannabe: You're a saltcellar. Dalek: I am superior! I am! I am! *having a panic attack* Jediwannabe: Calm down. No need to panic. Dalek: I am superior to the saltcellar! I am a supreme being! Jediwannabe: You should really breathe into a paper bag or something. Where's your mouth? Dalek: I don't need a paper bag! I am superior to the paper bag! Jediwannabe: *puts a paper bag over the Dalek* There, vent. Dalek: *suckers the paper bag into nothingness* I don't need the paper bag! I don't need any paper bag! I am superior to the paper bag! Jadiwannabe: ... Dalek: I will exterminate all paper bags! Destroy! Destroy! *rolls off* [The Dalek goes on a rampage to destroy all paper bags and the factories that make them. However, since the paper bag is a very popular item all across the universe not even the Dalek can destroy them all at once, they have time to rebuild and redistribute for a long time before the Dalek comes around again, so the Dalek is on a futile mission that will never end and eventually rusts.] The End. (Ta-da!) Seleuf